Dear Boys,
When the picture you randomly private message me or put on your online dating ad is of just your abs, the only message you are sending me is that you are likely a quadriplegic with no face.
Love (eventually),
Alice
PS - Because you’re taking it in the mirror (because let’s face it, you almost always are)- you should be able to clearly see what I’m seeing behind you. Best to clean your bathroom and/or change your Transformers sheets first before taking your pic!
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