We both love you, and you truly are one of our best friends, but is it REALLY necessary for you to bring your practically blind-date (meaning that you barely know her, not that she can’t see) on a first date to our friend’s birthday dinner party? Don’t you remember what happened on How I Met Your Mother when Ted brought that random girl to board game night? Don’t make us go all Lily on your ass.
Love (even though you’re testing us),
Alice & Andie
PS - Dear readers, if you have opinions on this matter, please post them! We’d love to show them to George.